Bald Guys & Bad Movies
Episodes
89 episodes
Ep 86: The Last of Us Season 2 (Episodes 1-4)
In this episode Troy struggles to whistle, while Mike clinches to keep his poker face, as they both scramble away from the infected chaos of The Last of Us Season 2, episodes 1-4.
Ep 85: Joker: Folie à Deux
In this episode Mike slips and falls down a staircase of boredom, Troy longs to escape a prison of pretentiousness, as they go full werewolf reviewing Joker: Folie à Deux.
Ep 84: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
In this episode Troy ponders the purpose of a corpse bride, as Mike becomes sleepy over hollow plot points, right before they drop dual mystic mallets on Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.
Ep 83: Deadpool & Wolverine
In this episode Mike tears off his clothes while getting fan-serviced, Troy lines up primo cameos before snorting them in deeply, as they both team up to take on Deadpool & Wolverine.
Ep 82: Hudson Hawk
In this episode Troy demands the release of Hudson Hawk: The Little Eddie Cut, while Mike soft-shoes his way past second act blues, as they both attempt to spring Hudson Hawk from bad movie jail.
Ep 81: Basic Instinct
In this episode Mike is enraptured by sexy carnage, Troy sheds new insight on vag-gate '92, as they both ponder whodunit while reviewing Basic Instinct.
Ep 80: Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver
In this episode Troy takes a nap to the soothing sounds of space farming, while Mike desperately searches for a fast-forward button, as they both sloooooooowly make their way through the review slog that is Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver....
Ep 79: Civil War
In this episode Mike enjoys Hawaiian shirt wearin' commandos, Troy scratches his helmetless bald head over odd script choices, as they both leap out the way of the incoming review bomb for Civil War.
Ep 78: Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
In this episode Troy vomits slime into otherworldly plot holes, Mike smiles at how good bustin' still feels, as they both sic the review Terror Dogs on Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.
Ep 77: Poor Things
In this episode Mike does a deep dive into merkins, Troy marvels at the many possibilities of fruit, as they both open their minds wide for their review of Poor Things.
Ep 76: Dune: Part Two
In this episode Troy practices his desert stanky leg, while Mike laments the lack of battle pugs, as they stimulate the prostate of Dune: Part Two.
Ep 75: BlackBerry
In this episode Mike longs for the glory days of velcro, Troy bops to the beat of 90's tunes, as they both review the sweet click of BlackBerry.
Ep 74: Green Lantern
In this episode Troy gets mental jock itch after staring at a scrotum-headed villain, Mike tans the hides of bad screenwriters, guest reviewer Autumn from Fandom Social wishes for a Sinestro shirtless beach scene, as they all fear their review ...
Ep 73: The Holdovers
In this episode Mike reminisces about days of yore spent looking down girls' shirts, while Troy ponders which eye he should stare into, as they both break into the review gym and flip over The Holdovers.
Ep 72: Reacher Season 2
In this episode Troy attempts to deadlift excess characters, while Mike curls his toes at murderous brutality, as they both slow motion dive from the destructive force that is Reacher Season 2.
Ep 71: The Pirate Movie (1982)
In this episode Mike can't decide if this movie pumps or blows, Troy is bewitched by a bejeweled bulge, and guest reviewer Autumn fangirls over the cinematic lunacy as their brains are forced to walk the plank while reviewing The Pirate M...
Ep 70: Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire
In this episode Troy questions the appropriateness of heroes in blackface, Mike is amused by space cantina sodomy, while they both endure the sloooow-moooo torture that is Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire.
Ep 69: Showgirls
In this episode Mike ducks an angry lap dance flying heel, while Troy marvels at flat butts in g-strings as they both slip in monkey shit reviewing Showgirls.
Special Ep: Fandom Social Live - Passion Project Feat. Troy Lewter & Michael Stella of Bald Guys & Bad Movies
In this episode Troy and Mike are interviewed by the good folks at Fandom Social Live about the podcast, what drives them to work on the podcast, and how Mike thinks all of Star Wars, past and present, is big, boring pile of shit. Enjoy!
Ep 68: Five Nights At Freddy's
In this episode Mike feels conflicted about loving a bad movie, Troy drowns in the ball pit of bad writing, and guest reviewer Noah explains how awesome face eating cupcakes are as they are all trapped reviewing Five Nights At Freddy's.
Ep 67: Critters
In this episode Troy uncovers a carnivorous Krite conspiracy, Mike relishes in obscenity spewing aliens and they both get their asses bitten while reviewing Critters.
Ep 66: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
In this episode Mike gets off on elder abuse, Troy relives childhood bearded banjo dog trauma as they both electric slide into the 70's to review Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978).
Ep 65: Lifeforce
In this episode Troy ponders the necessity of space vampire clothing, while Mike becomes bewitched by bad acting as they both have their brains drained by Lifeforce.
